This post is inspired by His Awesomeness Barney Stinson. It was originally a note I wrote on Facebook but in the spirit of Easter, I am publishing it as a blog post. Have a blessed Sunday people.
Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If
he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even
heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus
would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd
be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus
would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a
miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say,
bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday.
Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the
beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's
Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there
like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back
door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI,
that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three
days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to
wait.... True story. ”
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